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Panthers Rout Dolphins, 45-21, on Monday Night
Cam Newton threw for 254 yards and four touchdowns -- and he ran for 95 more yards -- as the Carolina Panthers routed the Miami Dolphins, 45-21, in Charlotte on Monday night.
The Patriots Are Road Warriors and Other Things We Learned in NFL Week 10
New England tied a record for road wins, and the 49ers won't be historically bad. Here are the most interesting things we learned in Week 10 of the 2017 NFL season.
Miami & Auburn Got Huge Wins — College Football Week 11 Recap
Two of the nation's top three teams lost on Saturday -- and the other received a serious scare. Here's a recap of the week's most interesting games:
Seahawks Win, 22-16, But Lose Richard Sherman to Injury
Russell Wilson threw for 238 yards and two touchdown passes -- both to Jimmy Graham -- and the Seattle Seahawks beat the Arizona Cardinals, 22-16, on Thursday.
Cowboys vs. Falcons Is Must-See TV — NFL Week 10 Preview
The second half of the 2017 NFL season gets rolling this week as teams start to jockey for playoff berths. Here's a preview of this week's action.
The Miami–Notre Dame Rivalry Is Back — College Football Week 11 Preview
The Miami–Notre Dame game is the biggest game of the 2017 season thus far. Here's a preview of Week 11's most interesting college football games.
The Eagles Looked Super & Other Things We Learned in NFL Week 9
Philadelphia and Dallas got big inter-conference wins on Sunday. Here's what we learned from Week 9 of the 2017 NFL season.
The Big 10 Had a Really Bad Day — College Football Week 10 Recap
It was a bad Saturday in the Big Ten. Here's a recap of the most interesting games from week 10 of the 2017 college football season.
Jets Surprise Bills, 34-21, on Thursday Night
Matt Forte ran for 77 yards and two touchdowns and the New York Jets beat the Buffalo Bills, 34-21, in New Jersey on Thursday night.
Will Ezekiel Elliott Play? — NFL Week 9 Preview
Ezekiel Elliott's legal battles continue in Dallas, and a flurry of trades could help current playoff contenders. Here's a preview of the most interesting NFL games of Week 9: