Laugh Out Loud: Hilarious Dad Jokes for Father’s Day in New Jersey

As you get ready to celebrate Father's Day 2025 in New Jersey, here are some of the best Dad Jokes we could find for the festivities.

Dad Jokes For Father's Day

Father's Day is a special day to show love and to put a smile on the faces of the men who are fathers or father figures in our lives.

While we can't provide the hugs or the meals, we thought we could help out in the smile department.

So we searched the internet to find the funniest, corniest, and silliest Dad Jokes to share with you so you can be the hit of the party.

The Best Dad Jokes

Here are some random Dad jokes we found at several different websites. From Safety 1st, we found these gems.

I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro. It's a total rip-off.

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The Internet's Funniest Dad Jokes

If that wasn't enough for you, we found some more classic Dad jokes at Country Living. Here they are.

 What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race? You're toast!

Why do melons have weddings? They cantelope.

I got a new pen that can write underwater. It can write other words too.

We hope these Dad jokes made you chuckle, and we wish all Dads a great, happy, and healthy Father's Day.