Leave it to the men and women of law enforcement in Mays Landing - they have a sense of humor.

As we approach the inevitable "Pumpkin Spice Season", Township of Hamilton Police have issued a "Pumpkin Spice Warning."

The National Weather Service, in conjunction with the Food and Drug Administration, has issued a severe Pumpkin Spice Storm warning for our area. The storm seems to be moving rapidly, and gaining strength daily. Residents should prepare for the following impacts:

• Pumpkin Spice Coffee
• Pumpkin Spice Latte
• Pumpkin Spice Pretzels
• Pumpkin Spice Donuts
• Pumpkin Spice Cereal
• Pumpkin Spice Oreos
• Pumpkin Spice Burritos
• Pumpkin Spice Pizza
• Pumpkin Spice EVERYTHING…..

Landfall is expected in the upcoming weeks. Please take the necessary precautions. You have been warned!

Run for you life - this season looks like it could be pretty bad!

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