Think you're having a bad day? Maybe this will cheer you up.

Maybe "bad" isn't the right word. Perhaps I should ask if you are having a crappy day?

It's certainly easy to get bogged down with everything that's happening around all of us these days.

The news of the world is enough to get anyone feeling lousy. It's to a point where I haven't watched the news on TV in several weeks.

Or maybe work is dragging you down. You're working endless hours just to keep your financial head above "wooder" -- or your boss is either being an ass or he/she/they don't want to listen to anything that you have to say.

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Whatever it is, maybe this picture will put things in perspective.

I was at the bank the other day and saw something that made me stop and whip out my camera.

This person in New Jersey is having the crappiest day ever

SUV covered in bird crap in NJ - Photo: Chris Coleman
SUV covered in bird crap in NJ - Photo: Chris Coleman
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What in the hell happened there?

Did you accidentally park under a pterodactyl nest or something? Holy crap -- no pun intended.

Allow me to be rather gross for a second and let's take a closer look at this avarian violation.

SUV covered in bird crap in NJ - Photo: Chris Coleman
SUV covered in bird crap in NJ - Photo: Chris Coleman
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Now that I think of it, I hope that's bird crap.

Regardless, if that was my vehicle, going to the bank would not be the first stop that I made.

Two words, people: car wash.

Chuck some quarters in the thing, set the spray wand as high as it'll go, and pressure-wash that crap off of there.

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