Good Lord, what is happening in Absecon these days?

The editors of an online website have named Absecon the Kinkiest City in New Jersey.

Right away, in the article, it's pointed out that, "This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don’t freak out."

At this point, it's probably too late for that.

The writer of the article says the ranking is based on "looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online."

Here's the official explanation of how they came up with the numbers:

In order to rank the how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities in New Jersey purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually, when you know where people are buying adult toys.

We calculated all the data on a per capita basis, meaning these are orders on a per-person basis, not a raw number of total $’s spent or number of orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.

And you thought your purchase was anonymous.

Absecon is #1 on the list for the kinkiest city in New Jersey, but no other municipality in Atlantic, Cape May, Cumberland, or Southern Ocean Counties made the list. Several local cities are in the Top 100 - you can check out the entire article and list here.

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