The ridiculous Pokemon Go stories keep getting better and better (or is it worse and worse?)

A player here in New Jersey found himself in need of rescue after getting stuck in a tree while playing the game.

The unidentified man was rescued by the East Greenwich Township Fire Department in Gloucester County after he got stuck chasing a Pokemon up a a cemetery.

There's so many things wrong with this, I don't know where to begin. There are a few questions I'd like to ask this person though:

  1. Why are you playing this game in a cemetery?
  2. Do you realize you chased a fictional character into a tree?
  3. Do you understand that if you're going to climb a tree, you should probably have an exit strategy?
  4. REALLY?!?

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